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$:
The dollar sign is sometimes used for fees. Usually $ = $100, $$ = $200, $$$ = $300 and so on. Often .5 signifies $50, so $$.5 would mean $250.
411:
 Information, intel. e.g. "I got the 411 on her from jessejames69"
420:
 Marijuana
69:
 Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously
-A-
AAMOF:
 As a matter of fact
AFAIK:
 As far as I know
AMP:
 Asian Massage Parlor
ATF:
 All time favorite
ATF:
 All Time Favorite
ATM:
 Ass to mouth. Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth
ATW:
 Around the World
-B-
B&S:
 Bait & switch: Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented
BBBJ:
 Bareback Blow Job, oral stimulation of the penis without a condom
BBBJTC:
 Bareback Blow Job To Completion, oral stimulation of the penis to orgasm without a condom. (May spit or swallow)
BBW:
 Big Beautiful Woman, euphemism for overweight
BCD:
 Behind Closed Doors
BDSM:
 Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism. This is a catch-all to refer to the various aspects of negotiated, mutually consensual and safe exchange of power between two consenting adults.
BF:
 Boyfriend
BFE:
 Boyfriend Experience, A subjective term used primarily by providers to describe good clients.
BJ:
 Blow Job (oral sex on him)
BLS:
 Ball Licking and Sucking
BS:
 Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.
BTW:
 By the way
-C-
CBJ:
 Covered Blow Job, fellatio with a condom
CC:
 "Credit Card" or Roman Numeral for 200 sometimes used for fees. (Roman Numeral converter)
CD:
 Cross-dresser: transvestite
CFS:
 Covered Full Service
CG:
 "Cowgirl" or "Call Girl"
CIM:
 cum in mouth
COB:
 cum on body
COF:
 cum on face
CYA:
 Cover your ass
-D-
DATO:
 Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATY:
 Dining At The "Y" aka Cunnilingus (oral sex on her)
DDE:
 doesn't do extras
DDG::
 Drop Dead Gorgeous
DFK:
 Deep French Kissing, kissing with tongue
DP:
 Deep Penetration or Digital Penetration or Double Penetration
DSDF:
 Different Strokes (for) Different Folks
DSL:
 dick sucking lips
DT:
 Deep throat: fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
DUI:
 Dyke under the influence
-E-
EOM:
 End of Message - Used in a subject line to indicate no further content in body of message
-F-
FJ:
 Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.
FOTC:
 fuck of the century.
FS:
 Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion
FUBAR:
 Fucked up beyond all recognition
-G-
GFE:
 Girl Friend Experience, providing aspects of social and physical interaction beyond the act itself. Usually includes kissing, daty, bbbj. However, YMMV
GS:
 Golden Shower = Urinating on or being urinated on
-H-
HDH:
 High dollar hunnie
HJ:
 Hand Job, stimulation of the penis using hand and fingers
HM:
 High Mileage
HME:
 Honeymoon experience.
HR:
 Hand Release, stimulation of the penis to orgasm using hand and fingers
HWP:
 Height and Weight Proportional (i.e. "normal" build)
-I-
IMHO:
 In my humble opinion
IMO:
 In my opinion
IPO:
Initial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review
ISO:
 In Search Of
-K-
KISS:
 keep it simple stupid
KYST:
 keep your sh*t together
-L-
L/A/S:
Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10).
LE:
 Law Enforcement
LF:
 Lady Friend
LFK:
 Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue)
LK:
 Light kissing. (no tongue)
LMAO:
 Laugh(ing) my ass off
LMP:
 Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL:
 Laugh Out Loud
-M-
MFM, MMF, MFF:
 Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF = male, female, female.
MG:
 Massage Girl
MP:
 Massage Parlour or Massage Provider
MPA:
 Massage Parlor Attendant
MSOG:
 Multiple shots on goal: she allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session
-N-
N:
 nude (the girl that is)
NIMBY:
 not in my back yard
NQBC:
Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion
NQBS:
 Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits
NQNS:
 Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows
NR:
 Nude Reverse = nude with reverse massage
-O-
O, Os:
 Orgasm, orgasms
OTOH:
 On the other hand
OWO:
 Oral Without, fellatio without a condom
-P-
PJFF:
 Pussy Juice From Fingers
POS:
 Pussy on the Side
PSE:
 Porn Star Experience
PV:
 Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS
-R-
ROFLMAO:
 Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
-S-
SFH:
Sex for hire
SG:
Street girl
SN:
 Squirting Nipples
SNAFU:
 Situation Normal All Fucked Up
SO:
 Significant Other
SOF:
 sat on face
SOG:
 Shots On Goal = number of times you release
SOMF:
 sat on my face
SP:
 Service Provider aka Escort
SRS:
 Sexual reassignment surgery
STD:
 Sexually Transmitted Disease
STFU:
 Shut The Fuck Up
SW:
 Street Walker or Sex Worker
-T-
T:
 Topless
TARFU:
 Things are really f**ked up
TC:
 to completion
TG:
 Transgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.
TS:
 Transexual
TTYL:
 Talk to you later
TOFTT:
 Took One For The Team - A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.
TUMA:
 Tongue up my ass
TV:
 Transvestite
-V-
VFM:
 Value For Money
-W-
WAH:
 Wild Ass Humping
WF:
 Wild Fuck
WG:
 Working girl. A prostitute
WTF:
 What The Fuck
-Y-
YASFOS:
 You are so full of s**t
YMMV:
 Your Mileage May Vary = Catch all phrase to remind that tastes differ, reviews are inherently subjective, and experiences vary.
Terminology
-A-
Amazon:
 A tall, strong, often masculine woman.
Around the world:
 Anilingus and Fellatio
Asian Cowgirl:
 Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.
Asian:
 Anilingus, erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus
Attempts:
 Trying to reach orgasm. e.g. She allowed multiple attempts: means she allows more than one orgasm per session if the client is able and interested.
Aunt Flo:
 Menstruation also; Period
-B-
Babyback:
 Petite, young, attractive Asian woman.
Bag:
 Condom, with a condom e.g. "BJ in a bag"= CBJ
Bait and Switch:
 Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented.
Baja Sur:
 Genitals. From the spanish "the low south".
Balloons:
 Breast implants.
Bareback:
 sex without a condom
Beret:
 A condom.
Birdwatching:
 BBBJTC and she swallows
Blackhole:
 Anus.
Blue Pill:
 Viagra
Blue Steel:
 Viagra
Brown Shower:
Defecation on your partner
Butter face:
 A women whose body is very attractive, but her face is not.
-C-
Call Girl:
 Outcall provider, usually implies agency
Cash and Dash:
 A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
CC Rider:
A provider who is FS for $200/hr or less.
Civilian:
 A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.
Clockwatcher:
A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.
Collar and Cuffs match:
 Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
Commercial Company:
 Prostitution
Completion:
 Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
Cover:
 A condom
Covered:
Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. Covered Blow Job means a condom was used.)
Cowgirl:
Woman rides on top, knees astride
Crime scene action:
Sexual activity during her period.
Cruising:
Looking for prostitutes while driving.
Cups of coffee:
 Orgasms (e.g. multiple cups of coffee means she allows more than one orgasm)
-D-
Dance and Dash:
 A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
Deep throat:
 Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed"
Defender:
 A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
Digits:
 Fingering pussy
Doggie Style:
 Intercourse position where woman is on her hands and knees, man enters from behind
Dom:
 Dominatrix
Donation:
 Payment to a provider
Doubles:
 A threesome with two providers
-E-
Ed Zachary disease:
 A woman with an unattractive face.
Ellie:
 LE, Law Enforcement
Enhancements:
 Breast implants.
Envelope:
 Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).
Escort:
 A woman who is paid for her companionship.
-F-
Face painting:
 Man ejaculates on woman's face
Facial:
 Man ejaculates on woman's face
FBSM:
 Full Body Sensual Massage; not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available
Five-O:
 A police officer (uniformed or undercover).
Flake, Flaky:
 Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues
French:
 oral sex
French Kissing:
 kissing on mouth with tongue contact
Full meal deal:
 Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion
-G-
Get comfortable:
 Get naked. For security reasons, a provider may ask a client to "get comfortable" or "make yourself comfortable" before a session, this means to get fully undressed.
Glove:
 Condom
Golden Shower:
 Urinating on your partner, urine play.
Greek:
 anal sex
-H-
Half & Half:
 oral sex and intercourse
Hand Job:
 Stimulation of the penis using hand and fingers
Hardwood floors:
 Clean-shaven pubic area.
Herb Friendly:
 Is amenable to marijuana use.
Hidden Charges:
A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)
Hindu Massage (Argentina):
 The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.
Hobby, The:
 The patronizing of escorts
Hobbyist:
 A man who patronizes escorts.
Hooker:
Prostitute.
Hostess Club:
 A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
-I-
I filled the bag:
 Orgasm
Incall:
 Client goes to meet a provider
Independent, Indie:
 An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.
Interpreter:
Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)
Italian:
Similar to Russian, but penis between partners butt cheeks.
-J-
Jack Shack:
 Refers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
Jimmy Hat:
 A condom
John:
A man who patronizes prostitutes.
-L-
Landing Strip:
 Description of pubic hair
Little blue helper:
 Viagra
Little blue pill:
 Viagra
Lot Lizard:
 A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).
-M-
Madame:
 Proprietress of an agency.
Mall, Escort Mall:
A website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.
Man in a boat,
little man in a boat:
Clitoris
Mediterranean:
Anal sex e.g. "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean."
Merkin:
Pubic hair wig.
Mileage:
A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accomodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.
Mish:
 Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse
Missionary:
Man on top during intercourse
Mohawk:
 Description of pubic hair.
Muah:
 the sound of a kiss
Multiple Pops:
 She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
-N-
Newbie:
 A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
Nooner:
 A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.
No-Show:
 Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.
No-Touch:
No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
-O-
Off-the-clock:
 Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")
Out, Outed:
 Private, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public.
Outcall:
 the provider goes to a place provided by the client (ie. Client's home or hotel)
-P-
Party hat:
 Condom
Pearls, Pearl Necklace:
Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest
Pimp:
 A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
Pooner:
 A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby.
Pops, multiple:
 She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
Provider:
 Escort
-R-
Raincoat:
 Condom
REQ:
 Request: Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains a request for information.
REV:
 Review: Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains review of a provider.
Reverse:
 You get to massage girl
Reverse Cowgirl:
 woman rides on top, facing away
Reverse massage:
 The client massages the provider.
Reverse Oral:
 The client performs oral sex on the provider.
Review:
A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude and service.
Rimming, Rimjob:
 Anilingus, erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus
Russian:
Penis between her breasts
-S-
Safe:
Sexual activity in which protection, such as the use of condoms or dental dams were used
San Juan Capistrano:
 BBBJTC and she swallows.
Sandbag, Sandbagger:
A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.
Sans:
 Without. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ
Scat:
Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening:
A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Self-Service:
 Masturbation. e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.
Sensual Massage:
 Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
Session:
 Paid time spent with a provider.
Sex Worker:
Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.
Shemale:
 Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.
Shill:
 A shill comes in a few forms. Basically it's someone promoting a provider with motives beyond that of an unbiased client.
They could be a close friend, lover, relative, someone getting freebies (or special treatment) or the provider posting under another name. Shills are the most hated members of discussion boards
Shots on goal:
 Attempts to reach orgasm. e.g. She allowed multiple shots on goal: means she allows more than one orgasm per session if the client is able and interested.
Sixty Nine:
 Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
Slam, Slammed:
An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.
Soixante neuf:
 69: Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
South of the border:
 Genital region.
Southern France:
Fellatio without a condom.
Spanish (Australian):
Penis between her breasts, Russian.
Spanish (USA):
 Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth.
Spinner:
 A very petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy, "Sit 'n' Spin"
Squirting, Squirter:
 Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
Sting:
A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
Street action:
Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.
Stroll:
 A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action.
Summer teeth:
Her teeth, some are there, some are not.
Sunshine, sunny:
 Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)
Sybian:
 A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.
-T-
Take care of business:
Payment is made to provider.
Tea Bagging:
 Squatting over your lady and dipping your balls in her mouth.
Throne Job:
Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.
Tipping required:
 Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
Took one for the team:
 A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.
Toss the salad:
Anilingus
Translation, translator:
 Condom i.e. "She spoke fluent french without a translator" = BBBJ
Trick:
 1. A sex act for money 2. A man who patronizes prostitutes
Troll:
 An undesirable person who has nothing better to do, than trash discussion boards
Trolling:
 1. The act of driving around looking for a prostitute 2. Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others
Tuft:
 Description of pubic hair
Turn tricks:
Prostitution
-U-
Umbrella:
 Condom.
Uncovered:
Without a condom.
-W-  
Water Sports:
Urination play.
Weeklies:
Alternative weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. The Village Voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger.
White Knight:
 A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
With:
 With condom (aka "French with", aka "CBJ")
Without:
 Without condom (aka "French without" aka "BBBJ")
Working girl:
 prostitute.

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